i Want An Elephant

I said I want an elephant!I said but mum said no!Because it is too big said mum.She thought we didn't have enough space. I know she thought I was kidding, so I told her again in my most serious way with my most serious voice "I SAID I want an elephant, and I only SAY what I MEAN!" Now, I could tell Mom knew I was serious ,so then she tried to REASON with me by telling me "NO!" And her REASON was that we didn't have enough room for an elephant.


"We'll get a BABY elephant, and it could sleep with me," I said a little sheepishly because I could tell she was getting sick and tired of our conversation. Then, she turned to me and looked me right in the eye and very slowly and seriously said, "But baby elephants grow up to be REALLY big, so the answer is a REALLY BIG NO!" And I lost it, "I don't care what you think. I REALLY, REALLY want one!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. "Go straight up to your room, and stay there until further notice. AND don't put on your ipod, turn on your TV, or get on your cell phone or your computer!" She yelled back. So I ran up to my room, banged my door shut, and locked it. I didn't want to see her either


It all started this morning when I woke up and then went back to bed. I dreamt about an elephant. Then I woke up again and told my mum that I wanted an elephant but my mum was to lazy. She slept on the ground. I said "why are you on the gound?" my mum said "i dont know but what ever you said you want go buy it." Thanks mum i promise i will pay you back, ok bye.


I no longer disturbed her. Instead, I went to the zoo and asked the man in the box "Mr zoo man, where can I find a baby elephant?". He did not say anything but "Ticket please, ticket please, ticket please...", so I guessed he was a robot and I went into the box and pulled out his plug. Suddenly the zoo gate opened and I went in.


I walked up to the elephant cage and stared... I think I even drooled. How to get one out of there. I pondered. Just then, I saw a man come along. He was wearing overalls and boots. He was carrying a pail full of something. I couldn't tell what. Then I followed him. He was going to feed the elephants, I just know it!


Walking quickly after him,I slipped inside while he wasn't looking. stroking one of the baby white elephants, I pulled it with me, when - Bang! THe doors closed, locked behind me.oh no !


I took the baby elephant and put him in the aquarium to live. Then he transformed into a fish 2 days later. But still has an elephant face. He is now named 1/2 fish, 1/2 elephant and is in the Guiness World Record book for having the longest nose for a fish. I call him EleFish.


Elefish, my friends are so jealous. They keep asking their parents' to get them one. Fat chance, problem is he can never decide whether he wants a giant bag of peanuts or an overflowing, bread bin sized, tub of fish food! I find it kind of hard to describe him when someone asks what he looks like. I always say he looks like nothing you've ever seen. But, here it goes anyway, I'll do my best. Try to imagine.........